I told my parents I went to see a hypnotherapist this week. Here are their top 5 irrational fears:
1) I currently believe I’m a chicken
2) I’ve become a trained assassin
3) I’ve become an untrained assassin
4) The therapist cleaned out my bank account
5) I talked about them the whole time
Interesting. Also, here’s me overhead pressing while contemplating a residuals check
Michael Douglas isn’t dead, but when he goes let’s blame Catherine Zeta Jones’s toxic vagina. He would’ve wanted it that way.
Despite my near death experience on Thursday (food poisoning? meningitis? gypsy curse?) I will rally to headline this weekend at one of my favorite clubs.
Saturday 7:00 & 9:30
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See you at the shows!
We review not the movies, but the previews. I don’t like excessive CGI, I don’t like A Bad Moms Christmas, I don’t like Green Day… I don’t like a lot of things! Click HERE or the image below to listen.
With Kevin Bartini, Jessica Bailey-Bartini, Adam Lash, Jay Schmidt, and several well-behaved cats.