Super-psyched for the 8:00 show at the new West Side Comedy Club in NYC. It’s connected to Playa Betty’s, and I’m looking forward to the Mexican food, too. Plus the show’s only $10 + 2 drinks, ya cheapskates. Click my awesome homemade graphic for their site.
#NYCcomedy #sundayfunday #cheaplaughs
Another fun one!
#madcow #backpain #relationships #dating #hypnotism #bigass
Take a break from the news
“It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes (while I’m dressed like a resident of Whoville)”
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I told my parents I went to see a hypnotherapist this week. Here are their top 5 irrational fears:
1) I currently believe I’m a chicken
2) I’ve become a trained assassin
3) I’ve become an untrained assassin
4) The therapist cleaned out my bank account
5) I talked about them the whole time
Interesting. Also, here’s me overhead pressing while contemplating a residuals check