(Our Three’s Comedy! show will make you laugh until you’re squinty-eyed.
L to R: Vicky Kuperman, some lucky douchebag, Kyle Ocasio. Photos by Mindy Tucker)
IT’S ALMOST HERE! Thursday April 19th – 2 big shows with Kyle Ocasio & Vicky Kuperman for our “Three’s Comedy” album recording at the historic Duplex Cabaret Theatre in NYC. Tix are even cheaper w/online code TWOFORONE.
Click here to choose the 7:00 show or 9:30 show .
A few months ago, I was thinking about how I wanted to get more material on SiriusXM radio and Spotify but my usual plan of “not doing anything about it” wasn’t getting results. I must’ve been manifesting like a MFer because at that very moment Kyle Ocasio contacted me asking if I’d be interested in collaborating with her and Vicky Kuperman. I countered with several alternate scenarios – primarily of a sexual nature – and once Kyle stopped hanging up on me, we developed a plan.
We’re each doing 20 minutes for an album with a tentative summer release date, and if you already have my multi-thousand selling debut album First Date with Joe DeVito (and if you don’t, totally WTF), this material will be new to you. I’ve been running options for this set at my last few shows, and I’m stoked about the reaction it’s getting. The vegetables they’re throwing are fresher than ever!
Here’s more info you can share with your friends. Spread the word and help us pack the place for a nice, rowdy studio audience. See you there!
We discuss: stressful vaginas / Little Dildo on the Prarie / breast-feeding hockey players / is it a tumor? / Woody Allen $ex $candal video / cancerous coffees
For the complete episode and more, check out David’s channel.
Last night, I had the “Breakfast Burger” (beef, bacon, cheese, sausage patty + fried egg) – the perfect meal for a Good Friday leading into Easter & Passover weekend. It insults all 3 of the Abrahamic faiths, with a jab at the Hindus too.
Not to mention IN YA FACE, Seventh Day Adventists. I mock your grain-based diet by not eating the bun #paleo .
My heart is groaning… with PLEASURE
All that burger needed was a tiny chocolate bunny on top. The food here is so good – maybe tonight I can get the Asian Slaw with some added jelly beans for a holiday special.
Enjoy your holiday weekend, friends!
Two more shows Saturday night, 7:00 & 10:00pm
David and I discuss two of history’s greatest villains: Pol Pot and Courtney Love
Plus Stephen Hawking, New Jersey shaky-legged governors, Elon Musk’s pervert dad & more.
For the full episode, check out David’s channel here.
TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!
On Thursday April 19th I’ll be recording some new tracks for a 3-way split album with my very funny friends Kyle Ocasio and Vicky Kuperman. 7:00 & 9:30 shows, plus if you reserve online you can get 3-for-the-price-of-1 admission. Otherwise, a mere $10 at the door.
We’re recording in the upstairs room at NYC’s famous Duplex Cabaret Theater. It’s a great, intimate space so both shows should sell out quickly. Click the image below for more info & reservations.
If you’re interested in trying standup comedy, stop irritating your friends & family and learn how to do it RIGHT. On Monday 3/12, I’ll be speaking at a free workshop for Laughing Buddha Comedy School at Alchemical Studios, 104 W. 14th St. in NYC.
Laughing Buddha founder Jeff Lawrence will talk about their open mics and intro classes, while I’ll discuss the writing & editing techniques we work on in my classes & 1-on-1 sessions.
Amazing stuff like:
– how to generate new material!
– how to prep and polish a showcase set!!
– how to get the most out of your stage time!!!
– plus tips on performing, network, becoming a pro, when to use exclamation points, and more More MORE!!!!
The event runs from 6:45 to 8:30 and usually there are snacks, although if you know what comics are like you’ll get there early before the locusts have blitzed the Ritz crackers.
FYI my next round of Writing Workshops starts Monday 3/19 and runs through Mon April 16. It’s a 3-hour class with a graduation showcase at the end – if you’re interested, sign up HERE because it’s almost full. We have fun, we get shit done!
David and I discuss:
phlegm / Christians mingling / Jesus’ bowling shoes / Bernie Goetz / smelly foreigners / cock intolerance / CBD oil / getting the light / statutory Melrose Place / popping my p’s / older women, young men / Monica Lewinsky / Heather Locklear / Baiowatch / blowjobs in the Garden of Eden / Pentecostal heckling